December 2010
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Toe Bruises and Chai Lattes
Last week I took off my toe nail polish.
I don’t know if this happens to everyone else, but it was a fairly common occurrence in my house growing up to have random bruises and not know where they came from. Once I had a bruise on my right thigh for months before I realized I was letting the dishwasher door fall on my leg and it was leaving a little bruise.
So it was no surprise to me when...
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“I just realized today that Cocktail Party is code for sex party -...”
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